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December 2008
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Flight of the Conchords Season 2 Premiere!!!!!!!!!
Dec 17th
“I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of...”
– Marilyn Monroe  (via kristenisfornerd) (via maybe-not) +1
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November 2008
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Life Hack. →
Text message your friends using email.
Nov 28th
Current Gmail theme
Space.
Nov 21st
Political tolerance fail. This girl is win. →
Remember, kids: “If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn’t thinking.” -General George Patton
Nov 14th
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The Kevin Bacon movie club! …for only $20 per month.
Nov 12th
ListenAwesome. christinahaberkern: William Shatner ft....
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Make A Porno - PWK Review
walpaper: “Saw Zack and Miri today and cannot recommend it enough. Watching Kevin Smith’s words come out of Seth Rogan’s mouth was amazing. Elizabeth Banks plays her role perfectly and I was laughing with every line that came out of Jason Mewe’s mouth. It is now my favorite romantic comedy (trust me), just don’t walk out on the credits, there’s a whole five minute scene at the end. Justin Long...
Nov 7th
ARGH!
walpaper: I have to say. It’s fucking vomit inducing the way the people online are just straight up gushing about Obama as president-elect. You wanted Obama to be elected?! Then start talking about what you hope he achieves. What are you looking forward to? What the fuck do you stand for?! This is just the beginning. Now you say what happens next! So, I’m asking you! Mr. & Ms. Obama pic...
Nov 7th
Possible grad presents to me, from me:
kristenisfornerd: 1.  Gutiar hero for Wii. or 2.  DSLR  (Even though my present camera is perfectly fine). or 3.  Day at the spa- massage, facial, wraps, ect or 4.  A personal  trainer DSLR; you will not regret buying one.  However, the hobby can be addicting.  I’m looking at some expensive accessories for it already (external flash, new lenses, etc.).  I love Canons.  If...
Nov 7th
Nov 5th
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The Treatment of Bush has been a Disgrace. →
Agreed.  Lincoln wasn’t the most popular either.  They hated Lincoln.  Lincoln as late as late-1864 was telling his guys to get ready the next incoming administration of George McClellan.  Not until several years down the road should we be judging the success or failure of a Presidency.
Nov 5th
Obama!
kristenisfornerd: skiptotheend: Alright, the election is over.  Can we please get back to the way our lives were before everyone got their panties in a wad over this election?  It’s just another President.  Over a long enough timeline, everyone’s approval rating drops to zero. Damn, you are probably the most pessimistic person I know.   I completely disagree.  The fact that he’s...
Nov 5th
Shit.
I can’t believe you fucktards voted Yes on slots in Maryland.  I don’t want to live near a casino.  Motherfuckers.
Nov 5th
Obama!
Alright, the election is over.  Can we please get back to the way our lives were before everyone got their panties in a wad over this election?  It’s just another President.  Over a long enough timeline, everyone’s approval rating drops to zero.
Nov 5th
Just FYI.
Question: What is America ‘s first line of missile interceptor defense that protects the entire United States ? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard. Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense...
Nov 4th
Election Day!
Voted!  McCain-Palin (Rep.)  and John Sarbanes (Dem.) Yes to early voting and No on Slots! If you’re voting in Maryland, vote No on slots!
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Nov 3rd
I missed halloween last year as I was out on business travel for two weeks in California.  I love scrubs and had been wanting to do JD’s Dr. Acula for awhile now.  Well, the costume fell apart last minute as the stick on fangs didn’t contour to my teeth as I had hoped (lame), so I went as Dexter for Halloween instead.  I don’t think people got my costume, but I think I pulled it...
Nov 3rd
October 2008
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143.
You couldn’t get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience. You couldn’t become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon. You couldn’t get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience. You couldn’t join the military and become a colonel after 143 days of experience. You couldn’t get...
Oct 30th
The realities of Obama's infomercial. →
Dude, i’m voting, not buying a bowflex.  So stop selling yourself like one.
Oct 30th
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Binary Solo
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Oct 30th
Margaret and Helen →
walpaper: “My name is Helen Philpot. I am 82 years old.  My grandson taught me how to do this so that I could “blog” with my best friend Margaret Schmechtman who I met in college almost 60 years ago.  I have three children with my husband Harold.  Margaret has three dogs with her husband Howard.  I live in Texas and Margaret lives in Maine.” “Holy shit Greatest blog ever.  Two old ladies...
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I wish I went to the Beastie Boys Concert in...
Only six scheduled dates, in swing states, trying to get people out to vote. We need to hold elections more often if that’s what it takes to get them out for shows.  The last concet in the area was back in 2004.  Key-rist. Even more upset that Tenacious D is only playing the Minnesota and Wisconsin shows. There will be other concerts I guess hope.
Oct 29th
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Joe Biden doesn't like hard questioning. →
Oct 28th
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Eff this.
kristenisfornerd: I’m buying a Macbook Pro this weekend!  I know, shocker.  I am finally switching to the dark side.  I can’t take anymore PC problems.  I hope I can successfully transfer my thousands and thousands of iTunes songs without losing anything. But the new Macbook Pro won’t support 8GB RAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waste. of. money.
Oct 25th
kristenisfornerd: Following: 175 people.  Followers:  69 people.  Jesus, you can’t possibly.  I can’t even manage shuffling through posts from the four I follow.
Oct 25th
“There is an 80% chance in the next election that I will tell all my friends that...”
Oct 24th
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The world is still a dangerous place. →
 I know who I want answering the phone at 3am.
Oct 24th